About The Daily Nonsense
The Daily Nonsense is the only campus publication at UCSB with any moral compass at all. Upon learning of our existence, a group of campus Republicans went back in time and started something called “The Daily Nexus” in an attempt to undermine our credibility. Support the Nonsense and recognize the Nexus for the cabal of hacks they are!
The Daily Nonsense is a subsidiary of Santa Barbara Bullshit, but has separate Twitter and Facebook accounts, as well as a dedicated RSS feed.
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The Worst Part of Deltopia Wasn’t the Riot
It was the thinkpieces.
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Blame Canada! (Because They’re Socialists, So They Might As Well Be Communists, Which Is Apparently What Tenured Professors Are)
As an admirer of fine dissimulation, it was with great pride that I read Brett Debbold’s recent piece on tenure in the Bottom Line.
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The Strawman That Broke The Camel’s Back
Millennials love apps. We make Tweets, we Tumbl, and Snap Chat with each other all day long. We also love President Obama.
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CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
The Bottom Line, the flagship publication of our media empire, has a fine record of standing athwart history.
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There’s No Woman Good Enough To Play Dr. Who But There Are Strong Female Characters So Shut It
The blogosphere let out a collective jolly good earlier this month upon learning that a white gentleman had been selected to represent Doctor Who in his eponymous television show. God continues to save the Queen.
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Boys Will Be Boys And Girls Must Be Girls
We at The Daily Nonsense apologize for allowing “Haley K.” a soapbox for her misandrist opinions, and are happy to announce that we have replaced her with “Hayley E.”, who this week has rescued the Nexus tradition of blaming everything on women.
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The War On Men Continues
During Emile Nelson’s tenure at the Nexus, great gains have been made for Men’s Rights.
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We Hardly Knew You
It’s a sad day. Mr. Jeffrey Robin is stepping down from his position as Reactionary Bigot at the Daily Nexus.
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Mark Strong Didn’t Give a Shit Before It Was Cool To Not Give a Shit
Mark Strong is just about the luckiest person in the world. Not only is he white, male and (probably) straight and cis, he also has a column in the finest student newspaper at UCSB that isn’t The Bottom Line or The Daily Nonsense.
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Halloween Comes Early at the Nexus
Dr. Edwin Feliciano, a self-proclaimed “psychiatrist” at UCSB, today appears to be attempting a séance in the pages of the Nexus.
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How To Have Sex While Hating Yourself And Others
In today’s op-ed, Emile Nelson and R. Pengsta have a message for the GSRM community at UCSB: Go away.
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If Thomas Friedman and Matthew Yglesias Had a Child, That Child Would Be Mark Strong
Though today’s wankers will eventually retire and die, there is no shortage of young wankers willing and ready to replace them, as Mark Strong proves today.
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Stop Making Sense (feat. Ben Moss)
Daily Nexus writer Ben Moss, having failed to think of anything interesting to write about in his Tuesday column, resigned himself to authoring a thinkpiece on clickbait.
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Batman is Best at Everything, Including Fighting the Matriarchy
There are still male heroes fighting the matriarchy and demanding their Man-given rights to be Men. One such hero is Emile Nelson.
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An Unlikely Friendship
We at The Daily Nonsense have not been particularly kind to the time-traveling bandits behind the pseudo-publication known as “The Daily Nexus.” So it was not surprising when they struck back.
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What Do These Words Mean?
Mark Strong, Managing Editor of the Daily Nexus and author of a column with the whimsical title “Politically Incorrect,” is troubled.
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Critical discussion of a metaphysical thesis recently proposed by Mr. Robin
The Daily Nexus is not known for publishing cutting-edge research in analytical philosophy, but on the 2nd of this month Mr. Jeffrey Robin authored a startling piece in which he advanced a very novel claim of just this sort.